http://linuxtoday.com/news_story.php3?ltsn=2000-12-01-012-04-SC-MS&tbovrmode=1
Funny comment from a reader..
A patient walks into the office of Dr. Linux one day complaining of pain.
"Doctor Linux' he says. "It hurts when I stick my finger in my eye like
this...OUCH!" The doctor carefully and gently examines the patients eye and
says "I think we can help you. I would advise that you don't stick your
finger in your eye." The patient takes his finger out of his eye and much to
his surprise, the pain stops. "Doctor, you're amazing!" he exclaims. "I'm
cured!" The patient leaves the doctors office and heads back home feeling
much better. He sits down at his computer, boots up, and instantly out of
long years of habit, shoves his finger back in his eye........."OUCH!" A
patient walks into the offic...............................
Donncha.
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