Quoting <20000131134940.D977 at online.ie>
by "John P. Looney" <jplooney-ilug at online.ie>:
> Another little gem: when I worked on Gateway 2000 tech support (I was
> young, innocent, and needed the money), if customers asked "The fan is too
> loud. Can I have a quiet one ?", we were told to say "Stick a pencil into
> it. That'll quieten it down".
That won't work on a '760 - the PSU has a redundant cooling fan that
kicks in if the primary fails 8)
With the sides on, and sat on carpet, the system is actually pretty
When asked if it is true that he uses his wheelchair as a weapon he will reply:
"That's a malicious rumour. I'll run over anyone who repeats it."
Stephen Hawking - [http://www.smh.com.au/news/0001/07/features/features1.html]
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