[ILUG] laugh of the day

[John P . Looney]

 http://portal.suse.com/en/content.php?3occcccoccccccccccccccmcaccccccccocccccccococcccccccccccccccc&content/interviews/linusinterview.html

 An excerpt:

Web Portal: Take a look at your crystal ball. What will be the
greatest and most exciting thing for Linux/OpenSource this year? 

  Linus: Zzazzam.. Hocus Pokus.. Crack. Uhhuh.
  ENOCRYSTALBALL [1]. I'll have to use my plastic
  pocket-sized ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotCrystal ball instead. It's not as
  reliable, but at least it hasn't cracked.

  PlasticBall predictions for the year 2001:

      "AntiTrust" the movie will be a big hit, and as a result
      Miguel de Icaza will move to Hollywood to start a career
      as an actor. However, he hits on some bad times, and ends
      up being featured only in a few B-class porno flicks. Later
      in the year, after he gets out of rehab, he comes back to
      Gnome development. 

      Telsa decides to shave and give a haircut to Alan Cox
      while he is sleeping. Alan, in a disgusted rage, doesn't even
      notice that she also set out the dark suit he normally
      reserves for funerals. He stomps off, vowing never to
      return. Telsa is heartbroken - it was just meant to be a
      small joke. 

      Three hours later, Alan sheepishly returns after he was
      mistaken by a mob of teenagers for being the missing
      band-member of N'Sync. Even Alan sees the irony of
      that, and decides to make up with Telsa. As long as she
      doesn't try any funny stuff again. 

      Linus gets pulled over by the cops for speeding, and one of
      the officers on duty recognize him as FBI wanted #1
      druglord Luis "the tech" Escobar. After a wild car-chase,
      going almost 40 mph on US101 in rush hour, Linus is finally
      apprehended. Future Linux development happens from the
      California State Penitentiary. 

Kate

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 When I say 'free', I mean 'free': free from bond, of chain or command: 
to go where you will, even to Mordor, Saruman, if you desire. " 
    -- Gandalf, paraphrasing the choice between Free and Non-free software