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[ILUG] Is this you?

[ILUG] Is this you?

Robert Wins wobert_wins at yahoo.com
Sun Jul 22 17:32:46 IST 2001


BEFORE YOU SAY "BULL" READ ALL OF IT FIRST - IT REALLY DOES WORKS!!


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily
and comfortably, please read the following, THEN READ IT AGAIN AND
AGAIN !!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


DEAR FRIENDS AND FUTURE MILLIONAIRES:
AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

We are sorry if this email has reached you in error. But if you wish
to make $500,000 OR MORE in the next 4 to 5 months, please read on:

"Making over a half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home
for an investment of only $25 US Dollars expense one time. THANKS TO
THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET! BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN
A YEAR!!! Before you say "Bull", please read the following. This is
the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the
popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news
program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of this
program described below, to see if it really can make people money.
The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their
findings proved once and for all that there are "absolutely NO laws
prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can follow
the simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with
only $25 out of pocket cost".

DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS
ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER. This is what one
had to say:

"Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was approached many times
before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined
just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and
money required. To my astonishment, I received a total $610,470.00 in
21 weeks, with money still coming in." Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New
Jersey.


**************PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE
REFERENCE!******************

FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL
COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS:


==============Order all 5 reports shown on the list
below================


For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE
ORDERING AND YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON
THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR
ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems. When you place
your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports. You will need
all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and resell
them. YOUR TOTAL COST... $ 5 X 5 = $ 25.00. Within a few days you will
receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 different
individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for
you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you.
Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case
something happens to your computer.


IMPORTANT: DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to
each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what
is instructed below in each step "1 through 6" or you will lose out on
majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you
will also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember, this
method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work!! People
have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking
they could get all the money. But it does not work this way. Believe
us, we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So DO
NOT try to change anything other than what is instructed, because if
you do, it
will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!


1). After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has
made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.

2). Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down to report # 5.
3). Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down to report # 4.
4). Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down to report # 3.
5). Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down to report # 2.
6). Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.


PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!

=========================================================================
***Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save
it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a
disk as well just in case if you lose any data. To assist you with
marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase
will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes
how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free
classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this
venture going:


METHOD #1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
=========================================================================
Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and
we will assume you and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails
each. Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response
(the response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%.
Also, many people will send out hundreds of thousands of e-mails
instead of only 5,000 each). Continuing with this example, you send
out only 5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders
for report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails
each for a total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails, only 0.2%
responded with orders. That's 100 people responding to and ordering
Report # 2. Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total
of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for
Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total
of 5 million e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for
Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a
total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is
100,000 orders for Report # 5. THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $ 5 EACH =
$ 500,000.00 (half million).
Your total income in this example is: 1...$ 50 + 2...$ 500 + 3...$
5,000
4... $ 50,000 + 5... $ 500,000... GRAND TOTAL = $ 555,550.00
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST
POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!

=========================================================================
REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000
YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000
e-mails each or more? There are over 150 million people on the
Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, many people will do just
that, and more!


METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
=====================================================
Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are
hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the
Internet will easily get a larger response.

We strongly suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as
you go along.

For every $ 5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report
they
ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all orders.
This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and
address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until
they receive the report.

============================AVAILABLE REPORTS
===========================
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $ 5
cash (US CURRENCY) for each report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the
cash is concealed by wrapping it in AT LEAST 2 SHEETS OF PAPER. On one
of those sheets of paper, TYPE OR PRINT the NUMBER & NAME of the
Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal
address. Remember, if your e-mail address is illegible, you won't
receive your reports!

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:


REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide To Advertising For Free On The Net"

Order Report # 1 from:

R. Harrington
1330 Washington Street #C6
Easton, PA 18042

Report #2: "The Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk E-Mail On The Net"

Order Report #2 from:

Jim Stiene
1 Deerfield Road
Mendham, NJ 07945

Report # 3: "The Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net"

Order Report # 3 from:

R.P. Dupre
P.O. Box 314
Stafford Springs, CT 06076

Report # 4: "How To Become A Millionaire Utilizing MLM & The Net"

Order Report # 4 from:

A. Sommers
P.O. Box 503
Willington, CT 06279

Report # 5: "How To Send 1 Million E-Mails For Free"

Order Report # 5 from:

P. Bruce
P.O. Box 123
Monson, MA 01057

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$ Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: $$$$$$$$$

If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report # 1 within 2
weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. After you have received
10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should receive 100 orders or
more for Report # 2. If you did not, continue advertising or sending
e-mails until you do.

Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN
RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash
will continue to roll in!

********** THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: ************* Every time
your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a
different report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching
which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE
MORE INCOME, SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS
AGAIN. There is no limit to the income you can generate from this
business!!!

**** FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: *******
You have just received information that can give you financial freedom
for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF
EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than
you have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do
not change it in anyway. It works exceedingly well as it is now.
Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put
your name and address in Report # 1 and moved others to # 2...# 5 as
instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out
100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them.
Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers
you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information,
materials and opportunity to
become financially independent.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
IT IS UP TO YOU NOW! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
=========================================================================
ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON 'YOUR' ROAD TO FINANCIAL
FREEDOM !
=========================================================================
If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the
Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
_____________________________________________________________________
We are sorry if you received this message in error.
To remove yourself from our list simply write "REMOVE" in the subject header
and reply to this email. We will promptly remove you from our list.
Thank you




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