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[ILUG] Messy penguin

[ILUG] Messy penguin

Niall O Broin niall at linux.ie
Sun Sep 16 20:11:51 IST 2001


In the spirit of Tux, I thought some of you might appreciate this.


A vacationing penguin is driving through arizona when he notices his
oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of
the motor, so he stops at the first gas station. While waiting for the car
to be repaired, the penguin goes for a walk around town.

He sees an ice-cream shop, and being a penguin in arizona, decides that
something cold would really hit the spot. He sits down to eat but having no
hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream he goes back to the gas station and asks the
mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine
and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." "No, no", the penguin replies,
wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."


Of course, I'm pretty sure some of you won't appreciate it, but them's the
breaks :-)


Niall




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