I thought everyone knew that Starfleet Toilet Technology is a mere extension
of their Transporter technology?
They use a warped (in the shape of the crewmenber's rectum or bladder as
appropriate) annular confinement beam to encapsulate the target matter and
simply re-route it to the replicator system, which is also an extension of
Transporter Technology.
Sure beats the plastic bags and sticky tape used in the earlier space
flights.
John
-----Original Message-----
From: ilug-admin at linux.ie [mailto:ilug-admin at linux.ie]On Behalf Of Geoff
Moore
...
The floor plans quite clearly showed toilets on the bridge accessed through
a door to the right of the viewing screen.
Never saw anyone use them....also never noticed evidence of embarrassing
noises/smells effecting operations on the bridge, so truly their technology
must be VERY advanced.
...
Geoff
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