> -----Original Message-----
> From: Plunkett, Sinead
> Sent: 21 June 2002 11:59
> To: iCHARA DEV
> Subject:
>> Very Bad Phone joke:
>> Patient: Dr! Dr! I have a terrible toothache
> Doctor: Where does it ache?
> Patient: I am not sure, it is either the fax or the phone, because I
had the
> pager backfilled when I upgraded my plan.
> Doctor: Ah, I cant do anything untill I validate your account with
your
> service provider. Do you have a domestic or business plan on your Molar
> implants?
> Patient: Actually, these were fitted in Hong Kong and I am using a
global
> roaming service.
> Doctor: I am sorry, there is nothing we can do, offshore providers
have
> their own proprietry billing systems and there is no bilateral agreement
to
> service their molar terminals except in country of origin.
> Patient: So what can I do about this tooth ache?
> Doctor: Our only option is carrier termination, which means the
removal of
> all devices connected via the offshore provider, including the molars
which
> are the property of the provider when you implanted the terminal.
>
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