-- A young man had been seriously dating three lovely girls and was
finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave
each of them one thousand dollars.
The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new
clothes and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I
want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."
The second girl returned with new golf equipment, a new stereo VCR
And a month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for
They're my gifts to you because I love you so much."
The third girl invested the #1,000 wisely and very quickly
doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future
That's how much I love you."
The young man was very impressed by all of their responses.
And after giving long and careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest tits.
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