[ILUG] Weird vim behaviour

[David Golden]

All vim behaviour is weird.


[Sorry, couldn't help it. I'll go have another session with M-x doctor,
which is a perfectly normal and not silly at all emacs feature...]

I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I keep mocking vim unnecessarily in public fora.

Why do you say you keep mocking vim unnecessarily in public fora?

Because I do.

Can you elaborate on that?

Sure.  As an emacs user, I feel the need to gratituously point out
the hideousness of vi descendants at every opportunity.

Emacs?  Hah!  I would appreciate it if you would continue.

Wait a minute. It just struck me. It's a bit weird having an entire
psychoanalyst in a text editor isn't it?

What makes you believe that?

Well, it's hardly a particularly useful feature.

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

What plans? what do you know about the sunspot cycle, eh?

I don't understand.

Good. I'd hate to think my text editor was smarter than me.

Go on, don't be afraid.

I'm not!