[ILUG] another question of the day...

[Bryan O'Donoghue]

> Don't be daft - if you *really* have that much to invest, I have a
> sure fire scheme to generate at least ten fold returns.
> 
> Buy shares in SCO.
> 
> Honest..

You mean like my business plan?

1: Linux
2: Coffee
3: Code
4: Hot recptionist
5:
6: Profit.

Where do you think the money came from ?

> Don't you know how many Linux heads out there will want a single share
> cert to hang on their wall once SCO goes belly up... The share certs
> are going to be worth a bomb. Buy them all now before everyone else does.

Well save some for me. Myself and some Nigerian scammer... I mean associates, 
have been assured that we *will* have access to the petrafied remains of 
Laurent Kabila, to sell over the ye olde spam device.

You heard it here first folks.

-- 
Bryan O'Donoghue
Embedded Software Engineer

Europlex Technologies Ltd
Clonshaugh Business & Technology Park
Dublin 17
Ireland

T:+353 (0) 1 2500500
F:+353 (0) 1 2500590
E:bryano at europlex.ie
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