>Tech Support Needed
>>>Please Can You Help,
>>A friend is having trouble with his system.
>>Last year he upgraded to girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which
>for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
>these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with
>sound turned off.
>>But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
>applications, such as; Lads Night Out 1.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
>>Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
>and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for
>weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
>only to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused
>damage to all his hardware.
>>>Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiance 1.0 only to discover to his
>that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, whilst
>uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus
>>(I suspect this to be false. I thought Wife 1.0 include the
>'SexonlyonBankHolidays' and the
>sub-routines????) - Laughing Wolf
>>But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0
>unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are
>in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface
>>Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
>1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on
>menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself.
>>The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
browser Pro for
>new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week.
>refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try, stating
>are an illegal operation.
>>When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs
>>Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
>>Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could
>problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will
>MS Money files before un-installing itself.
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