[ILUG] well here goes nothing: Tech Support Needed

[Les Davis]

>Tech Support Needed 
> 
> 
>Please Can You Help, 
> 
>A friend is having trouble with his system. 
> 
>Last year he upgraded to girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which
he'd used 
>for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
between 
>these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with
the 
>sound turned off. 
> 
>But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other 
>applications, such as; Lads Night Out 1.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0. 
> 
>Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
many bugs 
>and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for
several 
>weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
Girlfriend 1.0 
>only to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused
severe 
>damage to all his hardware. 
> 
> 
>Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiance 1.0 only to discover to his
dismay 
>that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, whilst
Wife 1.0 
>uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus
and 
>Cleanhouse 2000. 
> 
>(I suspect this to be false. I thought Wife 1.0 include the 
>'SexonlyonBankHolidays' and the
'Getoffyourlazybuttandcleanthehouseyourself' 
>sub-routines????) - Laughing Wolf 
> 
>But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0
can be 
>unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are
automatically stored 
>in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface
months later. 
> 
>Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
Filter. Wife 
>1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on
the Help 
>menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself. 
> 
>The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
browser Pro for 
>new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week.
It also 
>refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try, stating
they 
>are an illegal operation. 
> 
>When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs
the 
>system dry. 
> 
>Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
can't be 
>turned off. 
> 
>Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could
be 
>problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will
delete all 
>MS Money files before un-installing itself. 
> 
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