On Sat, 7 May 2005, Paul Jakma wrote:
> Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international
> standard?
> A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!
This is clearly incorrect. You get someone who makes you a large number
of offers:
- which contradict each other where they aren't vague.
- the texts of which are only available for a large fee.
- and of course, you must accept all of them.
This person will then crack their knuckles and inform you that Mr.
Standards is really upset.
Ronan
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