Quoting fz003282 at freezone.co.uk (fz003282 at freezone.co.uk):
> Anyone who can confuse CORAL, a realtime language designed by the Royal
> Navy for miltary use (RADAR in particular), with COBAL, a language for the
> home of the terminaly verbose, is living in delusional heaven:-)
I realise making fun of COBOL isn't very challenging, but, just for old
times' sake:
"USEing a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place
ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to
HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied."
http://linuxmafia.com/pub/humour/shoot-yourself-in-the-foot.html
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