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[ILUG] Joke :)

[ILUG] Joke :)

Trompele trompele at o2.pl
Thu Feb 2 19:29:54 GMT 2006


Translated from another language,


Boss to his secretary:
Dear Pauline, Could you copy for our business partners results for the 
April, they will be here in a moment.
- Good morning, are you here to take these results for April ?
- Good morning, yes, thats us, here you've got blank floppy disk
- Of course ...
Secretary insterts disk to flopy drive and ...
# mkfs -t vfat -c /dev/fd0h1440
# mount -t vfat -o iocharset=iso8859-1,codepage=852 /dev/fd0 /mnt/floppy
# find / -noleaf -type f -name Results_April.[a-zA-Z] -exec cp '{ }' 
/mnt/floppy \;
# ls -la /mnt/floppy/Results_April.[a-z][A-Z] && sync && sleep 3
And then she removes disk from drive
Business Partnes: o fcuk!!
Secretary: Ups! I know, Again, i forgot to unmount


Trompele



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