[ILUG] Very OT Titles for IT Managers

[Justin Mason]

Thomas Rooney writes:
> I work in a logistic company doing all the IT work , my manager
> has decided we are getting new business cards and has asked
> me to come up with a title for my position that sounds dynamic,
> hi-tech and gives the idea that I am blazing  a  trail  into  the 
> future for our company as fare as technology and logistics are
> concerned. Now for my  question what are other peoples titles
> on this list? and does anybody like this one...
> 
> LogisTech Manager.

I think you should go for "Head of IT Dept", seeing as you're doing 
all the IT work ;)

"Chief Architect" is a similarly ridiculous, overblown title for
an engineering position, too fwiw.

--j.