found these <somewhere>
Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left
mouse button to continue.
Improperly oriented keyboard
No "any" key on keyboard
The printer thinks its a router.
The router thinks its a printer.
Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 Bytes available
Sticky bits on disk.
You put the disk in upside down.
Fat electrons in the lines
Bad ether in the cables
Network packets travelling uphill (use a carrier pigeon)
Knot in cables caused data stream to become twisted and kinked
Heavy gravity fluctuation, move computer to floor rapidly
Boss forgot system password
Bit bucket overflow
Password is too complex to decrypt
Operators on strike due to broken coffee machine
The ring needs another token
Daemons loose in system.
UBNC (user brain not connected)
Disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.
Too few computrons available.
Insert coin for new game
Zombie processes haunting the computer
Pseudo-user on a pseudo-terminal
Short leg on process table
Loop found in loop in redundant loopback
Windows loaded - System in danger
Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened.
Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong.
Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened.
Unexpected error - Huh ?
User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
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