> > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
> > the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
> > lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon
> > was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
> > itself into all other programs and launches during system
> > initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity.
> > Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and
> > Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
> > selected. I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
> > attempting to run some of my other favourite applications. I am
> > thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does
> > not work on this program.
> > Can you help me, please? Otherwise, I'm screwed.
> > Thanks. Joe
> > ===============================
> > Dear Joe Screwed:
> > This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due
> > to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0
> > to WIFE 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES &
> > ENTERTAINMENT" program.
> > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
> > everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
> > still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within
> > your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate wife 1.0 so
> > is gained.
> > It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files
> > from the system once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend
> > because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to
> > install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems
> > the original system. Look in your manual under
> > Support."
> > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
> > Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
> > section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must
> > all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur,
> > regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to
> > the command C:\APOLOGISE.
> > In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately
> > you will have to give the APOLOGISE command before the operating
> > system will return to normal. The system will run smooth as soon as
> > you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program,
> > very high maintenance.
> > Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of
> > 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under
> > circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not
> > supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause
> > damage to the operating system.
> > Best of luck,
> > Tech Support.
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