Raymond Kelly wrote:
> > Unix Guru (Rolling one month requirement) 
> > -----------------------------------------
> > Candidates must have at least three of the following qualities: (1) a
> > stupid and unusual hairstyle with goatie beard (2) fashion taste which
> > stopped somewhere in the mid-60's, (3) a lifestyle quite unlike anyone
> > else, or (4) a habit of wearing sandals with or without socks.
> > The ideal applicant will also have an American accent. Unix experience
> > not essential, but some keyboard skills may be useful.
>> >  Somehow This reminds me of Kevin Lyda :)
>> what if i have unix experience but no keyboard skills? in fact even my
> keyboard sucks.
Alas experience is, I gather, not the essential issue, just an
advantage, & if the keyboard sux, "aquire" one of those
electro-mechaincal sucking devices combined with warm soapy water & a
screwdriver (to hoof out those redundant windoze keys if applicable)
besides I've found that a pencil topper + scalpel is quite effective in
assisting L^H^H^H^H^H^Husers with fat finger syndrome
> any truth to the rumor that people named "ray" in a company with one ray
> already in residence must legally change their name to "vector?"
Ray.. who's he ? Imposter Alert! set phasors to tickle
> just idle curiousity...
no comments shall be made 'bout idle minds or hands !
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Systems Administrator: PH Brink International
Whom systems would destroy, they must first drive mad.
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