[ILUG-Social] some MS-bashing humour

[Justin Mason]

Snipped from Brett (or Amy) McCoy of DCLUG via http://genehack.org/ .  I
don't normally approve of nerdy repurposing of songs, but just this
once...


  Blame Microsoft (to the tune of "Blame Canada") 

  Times have changed 
  Our systems are getting worse 
  They won't obey the users 
  And just make them want to curse 

  Should we blame the Internet?
  Or blame society?
  Or should we blame a great big monopoly?

  Heck, yes!

  Blame Microsoft!
  Blame Microsoft!
  With the registry we despise
  And all their security lies

  Blame Microsoft!
  Blame Microsoft!
  We need to break up the company
  For causing agony!

  (Enter Bill Gates)

  (Begin solo)

  Don't blame me
  'Cuz Windows Sucks
  You should have stuck with DOS or Mac or better yet,
  Linux!

  (End solo)

  (Enter Windows user)

  (Begin solo)

  Well, my Pentium II
  Running Windows 98
  Is slower than my Amiga from 1988!

  (End solo)

  Well, blame Microsoft 
  Blame Microsoft!
  It seems that everything's gone wrong
  Ever since Microsoft came along

  Blame Microsoft!
  Blame Microsoft!
  They cannot make a real OS anyway

  (Enter Mrs. Gates)

  (Begin solo)

  My son always said "640K's enough!", maybe less
  Now I need 75 freaking megs just to run DNS!

  (End solo)

  Should we blame the hardware? 
  Should we blame the code?
  Or the people who allow it to explode?

  Heck, no! 

  Blame Microsoft!
  Blame Microsoft!
  With a virus like ILOVEYOU
  And that b*tch Melissa, too!

  Blame Microsoft!
  Shame on Microsoft!

  This machine I will shoot
  If I have to reboot

  A simple breeze
  Makes the screen saver freeze

  Their help desk cannot help, of course
  If only we had gone with open soooooooource!


-- 
Justin Mason       Work:  http://www.netnoteinc.com/ <jm at netnoteinc.com>
                   Personal:      http://jmason.org/     <jm at jmason.org>

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