(Worth a try?)
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally
tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send
her to the man whose name appears at the top of this list, and add your
name to the bottom.
When your turn comes, you will receive 16,255 women. One of
them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the time of
writing this, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, 4 of whom
were worth keeping.
Remember - This chain brings luck, One man's cat died, and the next day he
received a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. You can be lucky too, so DO NOT
BREAK THIS CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his own wife back.
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