[ILUG-Social] FW: If Lennon & Mcartney were programmers

[Breathnach, Proinnsias (Dublin)]

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> Unix Man (Nowhere Man)
> 
> He's a real UNIX Man
> Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> Making all his UNIX plans
> For nobody.
> 
> Knows the blocksize from du(1)
> Cares not where /dev/null goes to
> Isn't he a bit like you
> And me?
> 
> UNIX Man, please listen(2)
> My lpd(8) is missin'
> UNIX Man
> The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
> 
> He's as wise as he can be
> Uses lex and yacc and C
> UNIX Man, can you help me At all?
> 
> UNIX Man, don't worry
> Test with time(1), don't hurry
> UNIX Man
> The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.
> 
> He's a real UNIX Man
> Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> Making all his UNIX plans For nobody ...
> Making all his UNIX plans For nobody.
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> Eleanor Rigby
> 
> Eleanor Rigby
> Sits at the keyboard
> And waits for a line on the screen
> Lives in a dream
> Waits for a signal
> Finding some code
> That will make the machine do some more.
> What is it for?
> 
> All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> 
> Guru MacKenzie
> Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
> Isn't it fun?
> Look at him working,
> Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
> It takes a while...
> 
> All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> 
> Eleanor Rigby
> Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
> Feels like a jerk.
> Guru MacKenzie
> Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code;
> Nothing will load.
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> All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
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