got the following in the mail. thought i'd share.
Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which one had the greatest
skill. The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers
on a pianist.He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."
The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car
accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two
years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field
events in the Olympics."
The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was
high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a
Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had
to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat. Last year he
became president of the United States.
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