From: Liam Bedford (lbedford at domain doozer.dublin.wbtsystems.com)
Date: Tue 04 May 1999 - 14:48:02 IST
http://jobs.web.de/jobs/html/d/jobs/admin_guru.htm
quoted:
Linux-Guru
Duties:
Linux
Is there more?
Minimum Requirements:
You get up and lie down with Userfriendly.Org.
You refuse to touch anything other than Linux.
BSD comes right before BSE.
You know where you want to go tomorrow.
You send Linus Thorvalds ten E-Mails per day and always get a response, and
never yelled at.
You name at least five male and female Startrek characters within 30 seconds.
You have setup three quake servers in your company network without the
sysadmin noticing.
You owned a copy of Quake III before April 1st 1999.
Kernels never make you panic.
Emacs is for experts. Joe is for beginners. VI is a disease.
You can?t figure out what those frames around your console windows should be
for.
The mouse is there to rest your hand upon when you?re not typing.
Optimum Requirements:
You are Linus Thorvalds or
you think you are the real Linus and Thorvalds is a fake or
you used to be Linus Thorvalds but it was rather boring.
You virtualized yourself and want to rent a room on one of our servers.
You can assume at least three different foreign accents for customer care.
damn I hate copy and paste from netscape :(
-- Liam Bedford System Administrator WBT Systems Phone: 01 4170153 Block 2, Harcourt St, Dublin 2
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